that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
you mean this one…?
I have not seen this gif nor was I prepared to see it
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
Current sexuality: The little eye-squint-head-tilt Sherlock does before he leans in to kiss Moriarty.
Press play because this has Jim Moriarty written all over it
I have a feeling I’m going to be singing this all day tomorrow. And I’m working. This is going to be awkward.
At first I was all:
OH MY GOD THIS IS GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I’LL SING THIS AT SCHOOL AND I’LL SCARE PEOPLE
Mother of god.
Holy Shit. I just woke up my poor bed partner with my snorting. In the ensuing struggle my headphones popped out of my laptop and now I’m just getting worried stares.
HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS AT SCHOOL AND I NEED TO PLAY IT SUPER LOUD WHENEVER SOMEONE PISSES ME OFF OMG
This is hilarious
Do colors have fandoms
Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome
I totally ship it with turquoise
I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW):
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
I laughed so fucking hard jesus